Mallus

Today i will undertake to educate the world on the topic of malayalis, or mallus. Now for Non-Indians mallus are basically a subgroup of Indians, though such a minor description does them gross injustice. So without further ado let me delve deeper into their chaotic world.

Now considerin that my circle of close friends is dominated by these lunatics, I consider myself fully qualified to describe them. Their innate characteristics are so contradictory that I often wonder how God even came up with the idea of creating this lot.

To put it simply, a mallu is that friend who frustrates you the most, almost to the point of you wanting to wring his/her neck, yet at the same time makes you look forward to their presence just to take the insanely boring edge off life. Make no mistake, boredom can never be in the presence of a mallu. Its somewhat akin to a candle and darkness, though the comparison isnt entirely justified as the light is also a symbol of order. Mallus on the other hand.. chaotic is the word.

But for all that I grumble about them I have to admit that without that lot i would probably be in jail after killing a mob of people out of sheer boredom.